A Perfect parrot
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A Perfect parrot
Q: What did the mathematician's parrot say?
A: A poly "no meal"
Q: Why dont people put the numbers 2,3, and 0 together?
A: Because they are two turdy.
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Q: How do you teach a blonde math?
A: Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.
Q: What is the definition of a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation
Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me not to use tables.
A calculator she wanted...the natural rhythm of my log she got.
MATH stands for Mental Abuse To Humans.
My girlfriend's the square root of -100.
A perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
A: A poly "no meal"
Q: Why dont people put the numbers 2,3, and 0 together?
A: Because they are two turdy.
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Q: How do you teach a blonde math?
A: Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.
Q: What is the definition of a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation
Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me not to use tables.
A calculator she wanted...the natural rhythm of my log she got.
MATH stands for Mental Abuse To Humans.
My girlfriend's the square root of -100.
A perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
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