Math Professor

by **Admin** Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:23 am

Q: Why did the mutually exclusive events break up?
A: They had nothing in common.

Q: How is an artificial christmas tree like the fourth root of -68?
A: Neither has real roots.

Q: How do you call a one-sided nudie bar?
A: A Mobius strip club.

Q: How does a math professor propose to his finance?
A: With a polynomial ring!

Q: What do you get if you cross a math teacher with a crab?
A: Snappy answers.

Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate)!

Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!

Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.

Q: What is a proof?
A: One-half percent of alcohol.

Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A middle school math problem!